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Why The Narnian Chicken Crossed The Road
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Tim Bruening
2008-10-21 18:47:02 UTC
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Why did the Narnian chicken cross the road?

The White Witch: Let the chicken first be defeathered!

The Great Chicken is dead!

Ginnecbrick: You want some birdseed, chicken?

Peter: If the chicken tells us to hurry, one more time, I will turn it
into a big fluffy pillow.

Edmund: Can I maybe have some more chicken delight now?

Edmund: I have seen what the White Chicken can do, and I've helped her do
it.

Lucy: I wouldn't lie about the chicken!

Lucy and Beaver: The chicken needs us, all 4 of us.

Maugrim: You think you're a king, now you'll die like a chicken!

Professor Kirke: What were you doing in the chicken?
Tim Bruening
2008-10-21 18:48:19 UTC
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Why did the Narnian chicken cross the road?
The White Witch: Let the chicken first be defeathered!
The Great Chicken is dead!
Ginnecbrick: You want some birdseed, chicken?
Peter: If the chicken tells us to hurry, one more time, I will turn it
into a big fluffy pillow.
Edmund: Can I maybe have some more chicken delight not?
Lucy: I wouldn't lie about the chicken!
Lucy and Beaver: The chicken needs us, all 4 of us.
Maugrim: You think you're a king, now you'll die like a chicken!
Professor Kirke: What were you doing in the chicken?
Susan: The road was only our imagination...
White Witch: This chicken will die on the Stone Table, as is tradition.

Aslan, after a conference with the White Witch: The White Witch has
renounced her claim on the chicken.
Tim Bruening
2008-10-21 18:48:55 UTC
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Dvarves: chicken are for chicken...
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Why did the Narnian chicken cross the road?
The White Witch: Let the chicken first be defeathered!
The Great Chicken is dead!
Ginnecbrick: You want some birdseed, chicken?
Peter: If the chicken tells us to hurry, one more time, I will turn it
into a big fluffy pillow.
Edmund: Can I maybe have some more chicken delight not?
Lucy: I wouldn't lie about the chicken!
Lucy and Beaver: The chicken needs us, all 4 of us.
Maugrim: You think you're a king, now you'll die like a chicken!
Professor Kirke: What were you doing in the chicken?
Susan: The road was only our imagination...
White Witch: This chicken will die on the Stone Table, as is tradition.
Aslan, after a conference with the White Witch: The White Witch has
renounced her claim on the chicken.
Edmund at end of Prince Caspian: Oh bother, I left my new chicken in
Narnia!
nemo
2008-11-13 06:06:27 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the Narnian chicken cross the road?
The White Witch: Let the chicken first be defeathered!
The Great Chicken is dead!
Ginnecbrick: You want some birdseed, chicken?
Peter: If the chicken tells us to hurry, one more time, I will turn it
into a big fluffy pillow.
Edmund: Can I maybe have some more chicken delight now?
Edmund: I have seen what the White Chicken can do, and I've helped her do
it.
Blackadder?
Post by Tim Bruening
Lucy: I wouldn't lie about the chicken!
Lucy and Beaver: The chicken needs us, all 4 of us.
Maugrim: You think you're a king, now you'll die like a chicken!
Professor Kirke: What were you doing in the chicken?
Why did the Narnian Chicken cross the road ?

Because it was hungry and there was a nice ripe barnarnia on the other side.
Tim Bruening
2008-11-22 10:47:20 UTC
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Why did the Narnian chicken cross the road?
The White Witch: Let the chicken first be defeathered!
The Great Chicken is dead!
Ginnecbrick: You want some birdseed, chicken?
Peter: If the chicken tells us to hurry, one more time, I will turn it
into a big fluffy pillow.
Edmund: Can I maybe have some more chicken delight now?
Edmund: I have seen what the White Chicken can do, and I've helped her do
it.
Blackadder?
Post by Tim Bruening
Lucy: I wouldn't lie about the chicken!
Lucy and Beaver: The chicken needs us, all 4 of us.
Maugrim: You think you're a king, now you'll die like a chicken!
Professor Kirke: What were you doing in the chicken?
Why did the Narnian Chicken cross the road ?
Because it was hungry and there was a nice ripe barnarnia on the other side.
The Narnian Chicken wanted to put lipstick on a lion.
nemo
2008-12-14 13:02:26 UTC
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Why did the Narnian chicken cross the road?
The White Witch: Let the chicken first be defeathered!
The Great Chicken is dead!
Ginnecbrick: You want some birdseed, chicken?
Peter: If the chicken tells us to hurry, one more time, I will turn it
into a big fluffy pillow.
Edmund: Can I maybe have some more chicken delight now?
Edmund: I have seen what the White Chicken can do, and I've helped her do
it.
Blackadder?
Post by Tim Bruening
Lucy: I wouldn't lie about the chicken!
Lucy and Beaver: The chicken needs us, all 4 of us.
Maugrim: You think you're a king, now you'll die like a chicken!
Professor Kirke: What were you doing in the chicken?
Why did the Narnian Chicken cross the road ?
Because it was hungry and there was a nice ripe barnarnia on the other side.
The Narnian Chicken wanted to put lipstick on a lion.
That could become quite a disarming experience.

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